God Is Disappointed In You
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“The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.”
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“A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.”
“The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!”
“Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.”
“The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.”
“Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.”
“I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.”
“If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.”
“People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.”
“You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.”
“You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!”