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“Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.”

Quote by Mark Russell

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Mark Russell, born on August 23, 1932, is a renowned satirist. His career is marked by sharp commentary on political and social issues, known for his unique sense of humor and profound insights. more

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