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“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

Quote by Mark Russell

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Mark Russell, born on August 23, 1932, is a renowned satirist. His career is marked by sharp commentary on political and social issues, known for his unique sense of humor and profound insights. more

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