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“Good to note: The purpose of dating someone new is not to endlessly commiserate with them about someone old.”

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Book:40x42: An Online Dating Survival Guide

Source: 40x42: An Online Dating Survival Guide

“...“Yes, I love shepherd’s pie! Hey why don’t you come over here tonight and smear some on my abs!” Ummmm, no, thank you...”

Book:40x42: An Online Dating Survival Guide

Source: 40x42: An Online Dating Survival Guide

“No one, I repeat, NO ONE, wants to go on a date with someone with air brushed photos, or just that ONE pic someone took of you at the beach when you miraculously looked like Gwyneth Paltrow or Hugh Jackman back in 2006.”

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Book:40x42: An Online Dating Survival Guide

Source: 40x42: An Online Dating Survival Guide

“Guys who say in their profile how good they are at kissing, make me right away, not want to kiss them! #1, the truly gifted and confident don’t need to advertise, and #2 I want to get to actually know someone in person before I can decide if I want to start lip locking.”

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Book:40x42: An Online Dating Survival Guide

Source: 40x42: An Online Dating Survival Guide