“Elk have not been seen in Switzerland for many a year. In the interests of scientific accuracy, please strike the idea of elk from your mind. If you must, think of ibexes instead, a fierce and agile type of goat with great spiraling horns. Marmots will also do in a pinch, but under no circumstances should you think of elk. No. Elk. The elkless among you may now proceed.” IfsThinkingShouldYearsMindMayIdeasInterestTypeCircumstancesPleaseStrikesFierceHornsAccuracyGoatsSwitzerlandElk Author:Maryrose Wood
“Only a fool takes offense at the truth, Jessamine. They are awful, of that there is no question. But they are also very charming. Purveyors of unspeakable suffering and indescribable delights. Performers of murders and miracles! You might grow to like them, if you got to know them as I do. But why has your beloved Crabgrass ventured into this garden of horrors, I wonder?” IfsKnowsMightSufferingGrowsWonderFoolHorrorGardenMiracleMurderDelightAwfulBelovedPerformersCharmingOffenseUnspeakableIndescribable Author:Maryrose Wood
“If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.” IfsEasyChocolateCakeChocolate Cake Author:Maryrose Wood
