“SO, HERE I AM, IN MY STUDIO WITH A RUSSIAN SUPERMODEL WHO'S PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO WRAP HER LEGS IN CLING FILM IN ORDER TO LOSE WEIGHT. OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH GLOSSY MAGAZINES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.” BeautyComedyHealthSocial MediaFitnessFat Loss Author:Matt Hodges
“THINKING THAT ALL PT'S SHOULD HAVE ABS IS LIKE THINKING ALL MILLIONAIRES SHOULD DRIVE FERRARI'S” BeautyComedyHealthPerceptionFitnessMillionaireMillionaire Mindset Author:Matt Hodges
“IF YOU HAVE TO AIRBRUSH YOUR PHYSIQUE, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. SOCIAL MEDIA PHOTO FILTERS ARE THE MODERN-DAY BALACLAVA. IF YOU GO MISSING, EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR ANGELINA JOLIE, WHEN THEY SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR A BULLDOG CHEWING A WASP” BeautyComedyHealthEgoSocial MediaFitnessEditingSelfieEditing Humor Author:Matt Hodges