“I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.” KnowsEnoughDadMy FamilyArmyPhotographDecentFuneralEpisodesGod Knows Author:Matt Roper
“I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'” IfsKnowsWorldGirlMapsOrangeClue Author:Matt Roper
