“In a way, watching an attractive, potentially dangerous guy play guitar is a little like watching a tiger agree to do tricks for his trainer. You know that they could just turn and kill you. But you're so flattered and pleased that instead they agreed to stand on a decorative box and wave and count for the crowd that for a while you forget how big the scary part of them really is.” KnowsWayLittlesPlayBigsGuyTurnsForgetDangerousAgreeGuitarWaveCrowdsBoxesScaryTricksAttractiveTigersTrainersFlattered Author:Merrill Markoe
“Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.” KindKidsMotherGuyFatherLeftParentColdPleaseHotCuteHot Guy Author:Merrill Markoe
“Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.” IfsMenYoungGuyNiceClothesPicksCompetitionRestaurantsOld ManSkateboardingYoung Guys Author:Merrill Markoe
“A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.” BigsGuyIssuesTrendyWacky Author:Merrill Markoe
