“Of the things I know to be true in life, right at the top of the list of irrefutable truths is, "No one ever listens to anyone." It might even be No. 1.” KnowsMightTruth IsListsBeing True Author:Merrill Markoe
“In a way, watching an attractive, potentially dangerous guy play guitar is a little like watching a tiger agree to do tricks for his trainer. You know that they could just turn and kill you. But you're so flattered and pleased that instead they agreed to stand on a decorative box and wave and count for the crowd that for a while you forget how big the scary part of them really is.” KnowsWayLittlesPlayBigsGuyTurnsForgetDangerousAgreeGuitarWaveCrowdsBoxesScaryTricksAttractiveTigersTrainersFlattered Author:Merrill Markoe
“You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.” KnowsMightDogTaughtCookies Author:Merrill Markoe
“I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many socially acceptable ways to exhibit a pathological lack of empathy.” ThinkingKnowsWayMadeEmpathyHarderAcceptableExhibitsLack Of Empathy Author:Merrill Markoe
“Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.” PeopleKnowsJokesDressesSmilePlentyAdorable Author:Merrill Markoe
