“Protecting the human race should really come with a per diem, I swear.” ShouldHumansRaceHuman RaceSwear Author:Mira Grant
“You want to stay alive in a zombie swarm? You go alone or in a small group, where everyone is of similar physical condition and weapons training. You never stop, you never hesitate, and you never show any mercy for the people that would slow you down.That is what the military says we should do, and if I ever meet anybody who listens to that particular set of commands, I may shoot them myself just to improve the gene pool. When you can help people stay alive, you help them. We're all we've got.” PeopleIfsWantShouldMayHelpingShowsAliveGroupsConditionsMilitaryParticularWeaponsTrainingMercyCommandPoolGenesZombieStaying AliveSmall GroupsSwarms Author:Mira Grant
“Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.” ShouldSometimesEasyCriminalsLayman Author:Mira Grant
“No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.” ShouldDucksPosing Author:Mira Grant
“...even saying good-bye isn’t enough. There’s always one more thing you should have had the time to say, or do, or ask. There’s always going to be that one missing piece.” ShouldEnoughAsksPiecesMissingShould HaveByeGood ByeSaying Good ByeMissing Piece Author:Mira Grant
“See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.” ShouldTryingCupsQuentin Author:Mira Grant
“I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy” ThinkingKnowsShouldHandsDear Author:Mira Grant
“The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're all happy to screw each other over. It's enough to make me wonder if we should have let the zombies win.” IfsShouldMatterEnoughWinningWonderOne ThingMankindCapacityShould HaveAbsolutesOver ItScrewsZombie Author:Mira Grant
“Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.” ShouldStreetsEvolutionShotsAustraliaSpiders Author:Mira Grant
“What happened?” she breathed, staring at me. “I got hit in the face with a pie,” I said. Mags stopped, blinking. “You got...hit in the face with a pie,” she repeated. “I...what? I’m sorry, but I’ve been in charge of this Library for a long time. I’ve seen a lot of really ridiculous things. I lived in Wales. And there is no way being hit with a pie should have turned you human.” “It was a really evil pie,” I said.” WayShouldHumansLongSaidFacesEvilHappenedLong TimeShould HaveSorryLibraryRidiculousStaringPieI'm SorryWalesRidiculous ThingsMags Author:Mira Grant
“A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.” IfsMenWayShouldTryingMeanHardEnoughAbleNineAssKicksSundayHeelsTrying HardStilettosSequinsStiletto Heels Author:Mira Grant
