“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark” TruthComedy Author:Monty Python
“Beware of those who claims to lead you to better self knowledge by taking your money.” Self Help BookScamsBest LifeSnake OilHustle CultureInfomercial Author:Monty Python
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.” HumorMonty Python Author:Monty Python