“When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa.” BehindsPlayerTelevisionFootballSoccerPeterSofasDaleks Author:Nick Hancock
“What I don't understand about mobile homes is that you have a mobile place to live, you park it, and you never move it again. That's like buying a Sony Walkman, and nailing it to your hi-fi.” HomeMovingParksBuyingMobilePlaces To LiveSony Author:Nick Hancock
“According to Ferguson, grey things are invisible. Apparantly its just total luck that planes manage to find aircraft carriers in the middle of the ocean.” FansMiddleMediaFootballOceanLuckInvisibleManageSoccerPlanesGreyAircraftCarrierFergusonAircraft Carriers Author:Nick Hancock