“How did he show Lucas what he liked outside of murder? What did he like? Would Lucas still want him when he realized August was put together all wrong? In every way. “What about sex?” Archer spit his drink onto the table with a laugh, shaking his now wet hand. Noah glared at the man before giving August a patient look. “What about it?” “How do I get him to like the things I like…sexually?” “I’m shocked you’ve even had sex,” Adam said, sounding genuinely surprised and a little relieved. August frowned. “Why’s that?” “You’re creepy, bro. What person is going to have sex with you without wondering if you’re going to turn them into a lamp shade when it’s over?” FunnySex Book:Psycho Source: Psycho
“Seriously, man. How did you fuck up this bad?" Atticus's eyes bulged behind his glasses, his face contorting. "My fucking gun jammed. I had to improvise." Adam gaped at him. "And your first thought was a hatchet?" Atticus snorted, his voice full of derision when he said "It's a meat cleaver, you miscreant.” FunnyMurderHatchet Book:Unhinged Source: Unhinged