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Comedian

Ophira Eisenberg is a renowned comedian known for her unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary. Her comedy career began in New York's comedy clubs, and she has since gained recognition on television and radio programs.

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“See-through goes with everything.”

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“By my estimation, dating was 1 percent confidence and 99 percent troubleshooting.”

Dating

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“Music is all about seduction, so it's an ongoing flirtation, but watching anyone do what they are talented at is totally intoxicating. Take even the ugliest guy and have them do something they are really passionate about - they are instantly attractive. Unfortunately watching someone write is a little lackluster. Maybe if they had a really sexy keyboard face.”

Writing Guy Music Is Passionate Sexy Attractive Seduction Flirtation

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“I'm an easy mark and a sucker for a charmer. If anyone tried to breathe at the same time as me, I might try to hyperventilate just to see if they'd follow. If they did, I'd probably find that endearing.”

Trying Easy Breathe Sucker Endearing

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