“People will forgive you for having Mob associates, but let them learn that you visit the stockyards every few nights to drink blood, and it's a pitchfork parade with torches followed by a hammer-and-stake party.” VampiresPrivate InvestigatorMobsters Author:P. N. Elrod
“As God is my witness, the more I deal with women, the more I like my cat.” WomenDealsCatWitness Book:The Vampire Files, Volume Three Source: The Vampire Files, Volume Three
“Fame and fortune are as hard to find as a lightning strike.” HardFameFortuneStrikesLightning Book:The Vampire Files, Volume Three Source: The Vampire Files, Volume Three
“Beautifully drawn, solid, compelling characters against a background so real and scary I left the lights on all night. It was great!” RealCharacterLightNightLeftScaryBackgroundsCompellingAll Night Author:P. N. Elrod