“If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.” IfsMenI CanNightOne ThingMiddleBearsWindowOld ManGarbageMiddle Of The Night Book:Tragically I Was an Only Twin: The Comedy of Peter Cook Source: Tragically I Was an Only Twin: The Comedy of Peter Cook
“I would like to like to make one thing clear at the very outset and that is, when you speak of a train robbery, this involved no loss of train, merely what I like to call the contents of the train, which were pilfered. We haven't lost a train since 1946, I believe it was - the year of the great snows when we mislaid a small one.” YearsBelieveLostSpeakI BelieveLossClearOne ThingHavensInvolvedTrainSnowRobbery Book:Tragically I Was an Only Twin: The Comedy of Peter Cook Source: Tragically I Was an Only Twin: The Comedy of Peter Cook