“Dating is like getting a part-time job, but the money flows the wrong way.” LoveHumorDatingSarcasmSarcastic Humor Book:Abandon All Hope Source: Abandon All Hope
“No one's told me what happens after people die. I don't have a clue. Hell, I don't even know if God is a man or a woman. But maybe that's the fear – no, not God being a woman. It's the not knowing. Not having that firsthand proof of what will actually matter when you watch your soul get weighed.” HumorFaithHeavenChristianityHellAfterlifeAgnosticism Book:Abandon All Hope Source: Abandon All Hope