“So…” I pressed, rolling up on an elbow so I could look down at him. “Is it an undead thing? Like, you can’t father children because your sperm isn’t viable?” One eyelid peeled open, revealing a sliver of blue. “I’m a vampire,” he deadpanned. “Don’t you read books? I can’t come inside unless I’m invited.” VampiresFunny QuotesUrban Fantasy RomanceVampire Romance Book:The Last Vampire: Book One Source: The Last Vampire: Book One
“I guess you can let me know at the same time whether I’ll be needing to put an ad up for a new bartender.” “Nah,” I told him. “I feel like I’ve really got a stake in this job, you know?” He stared at me for a long moment. “Someday,” he said, “I’ll figure out who started the thing with the bad vampire jokes, and fire them.” VampiresFunny QuotesUrban Fantasy RomanceUrban Fantasy Series Book:Vampire Bound: Book One Source: Vampire Bound: Book One