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“Are you ready to present your book reports?” Miss Shindling asked. The classroom erupted with sounds—chairs scraping, Trapper-Keepers being opened, papers being rustled, throats being cleared.”

School Goosebumps 90s Book Reports My Hairiest Adventure Trapper Keepers

Book:My Hairiest Adventure

Source: My Hairiest Adventure

“Was it it possible that I thought a pile of clothes was a smiling girl?’ - Amanda Benson”

One 1 Goosebumps R L Stine Welcome To Dead House

Book:Welcome to Dead House

Source: Welcome to Dead House

“It was a no-worms weekend,” Todd told Danny over the phone after dinner on Sunday evening. “Way to go!” Danny replied enthusiastically. “Not a single worm,” Todd told him, twisting the phone cord around his wrist.”

Goosebumps R L Stine Phone Call Danny Fletcher Go Eat Worms Todd Barstow

Book:Go Eat Worms!

Source: Go Eat Worms!

“So are you going ahead with your plan?” Danny demanded. “Yeah. Sure,” Todd said. “I have to. They just took the weekend off. For sure. Tomorrow is school. That means more worms in my backpack, in my books, in my lunch.” “Yuck,” Danny murmured on the other end of the line.”

Goosebumps R L Stine Danny Fletcher Go Eat Worms Todd Barstow

Author:R.L. Stine

“I became more and more confused. My brain got so fuzzy, I even began to wonder if I'd ever actually been a boy at all. Maybe I'd really been a bee for my entire life, and I'd just dreamed about being a boy.”

Goosebumps R L Stine Goosebumps Series Bees Come Rl Stine Why I M Afraid Of Bees

Book:Why I'm Afraid of Bees

Source: Why I'm Afraid of Bees

“I mean, who could think about sneakers when an invisible building was waiting to be discovered?”

Goosebumps R L Stine Attack Of The Mutant

Book:Attack of the Mutant

Source: Attack of the Mutant

“His camera at home was just too crummy. That’s why all his pictures came out too dark or too light, and everyone in them had glowing red dots in their eyes. Greg wondered if this camera was any good.”

Horror Photography Cameras Goosebumps R L Stine Say Cheese And Die

Book:Say Cheese and Die!

Source: Say Cheese and Die!

“Here I was, locked inside this creepy old library with a monster, and I was worried about getting scolded for being late for dinner!”

Goosebumps R L Stine The Girl Who Cried Monster

Book:The Girl Who Cried Monster

Source: The Girl Who Cried Monster

“Stupid Ginny and her karate kicks. Why did Mom have to take her to that martial-arts school anyway? My life has been miserable ever since. She’s only ten, but she fights way better than I do. I’ve got the bruises to show it.”

Karate Goosebumps R L Stine Bad Hare Day

Book:Bad Hare Day

Source: Bad Hare Day

“My dream is that Cole gets punished for mouthing off the way he usually does. And his punishment is that he has to feed the chickens for the rest of his life. Everyone has to have a dream — right?”

Dreams Chickens Goosebumps R L Stine Chicken Chicken

Book:Chicken Chicken

Source: Chicken Chicken

“Vanessa,” he murmured. I stared at him. I knew instantly what he meant. I had been thinking the same thing all along. Remembering the horrible moment we spilled Vanessa’s groceries. “Yes,” I agreed. “I didn’t want to admit it. I didn’t want to believe it. But Vanessa did this to us. Vanessa is BLUUUUCK BLUCCCK turning us into chickens.” “Chicken chicken,” he clucked.”

Goosebumps R L Stine Chicken Chicken

Book:Chicken Chicken

Source: Chicken Chicken

“So, when Cole was two and I was four, we moved to Goshen Falls. Lucky us! The whole town is three blocks long. We have a cute little farm with a cute little farmhouse. And even though Mom and Dad are computer programmers — not farmers — we have a backyard full of chickens.”

Goosebumps R L Stine Chicken Chicken

Book:Chicken Chicken

Source: Chicken Chicken

“I was stunned. “I wished it,” I murmured. “And now it’s come true.” “What are you talking about?” Foz demanded. He grabbed me by the shoulders. “Get it together, Tim. We’ve got to do something! What’s going to happen when your parents get home?” “I told Ginny I’d turn her into a rabbit,” I explained, still dazed. “To get back at her for ruining all my magic shows. And now she is a rabbit!”

Goosebumps R L Stine Bad Hare Day

Book:Bad Hare Day

Source: Bad Hare Day

“Lucky catch, Fatso!" Casey called. Margaret hated the name Fatso even more than she hated Princess. People in her family jokingly called her Fatso because she was so thin, like father.”

Horror Science Fiction Horror Fiction Goosebumps Goosebumps Series

Book:Stay Out of the Basement

Source: Stay Out of the Basement

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