“I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.” KnowsDinosaursFart Author:Ralph Klein
“This is about unenforceable registration of weapons that violates the rights of people to own firearms.” PeopleRightsWeaponsFirearmsRegistration Author:Ralph Klein
“[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.” FunnyCitiesFineSprayMosquitoes Author:Ralph Klein
“I've been to Vulcan where I've been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley's invited me to Castor … and I'm not looking forward to it.” StandardsCarbonInvitedLooking Forward Author:Ralph Klein
