“Throwing people out of a game is like learning to ride a bicycle--once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun.” PeopleGamesFunThrowingBicycle Book:Strike Two Source: Strike Two
“Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is.” HeartHomeGamesHeavenThirdsHeartacheUmpires Book:Strike Two Source: Strike Two
