“Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is . . . well, an umpire.” WellsPlayClaimsUmpires Author:Ron Luciano
“Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is.” HeartHomeGamesHeavenThirdsHeartacheUmpires Book:Strike Two Source: Strike Two
“No one ever grew up intending to be an umpire, except perhaps my friend Bill Haller. His brother Tom wanted to be a catcher, so an affinity for masks must run in that family.” RunningWantedBrotherGrewGrew UpMy FriendsBillsMaskTomsUmpiresAffinityCatchers Author:Ron Luciano
