“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks. “Purple thunder,” Valen suggests. “Purple pricks.” I bite my bottom lip to fight off a laugh. “Purple dicks,” Dane says. “Purple nurple.” Rippley frowns. “Wait, that’s not right.” ThunderPurpleLolImmatureBruhSynonymsDicksPecker Book:Twilight Terrors Source: Twilight Terrors
“It’s okay,” Crash says with a light laugh. “She was all of the above.” “Please don’t elaborate on the nuts part,” I mutter, spearing Dane with a look when he snorts. “It’s not that funny.” Dane sucks in a breath. “I mean . . . it kind of is?” “You’re the worst. Crash is literally here, pouring out his broken heart, and you’re laughing about the woman being a squirrel.” “My heart is fully intact,” RelationshipsWomanParanormalHeartbrokenLolImmatureShifterSquirrelCant Stop Laughing Book:Twilight Terrors Source: Twilight Terrors