“Well, I’m already hoping there could be a dinner where you don’t try to stab me with your fork,” he said. “You might need to make your peace with disappointment.” FunnyDissapointmentCruel BeautyRosamund Hodge Book:Cruel Beauty Source: Cruel Beauty
“If you start wondering how this house works, you'll likely go mad. That could be amusing, I suppose. Especially if it's the kind of madness that causes you to run naked through the hallways. Do feel free to indulge in that anytime.” FunnyIgnifexThe Gentle Lord Book:Cruel Beauty Source: Cruel Beauty
“And you would know so much about women, locked up in your castle." "Locked up with eight wives. And sometimes I make house calls for my bargainers. There's many a lovely woman desperate enough to bargain with me." This idea had never occurred to me before. "You touch another woman and I'll cut your hands off," I snapped. He looked delighted. "I thought you were afraid of hurting me.” FunnyCuteNyxIgnifex Book:Cruel Beauty Source: Cruel Beauty