“I had thought your return would be akin to gaining a strong arm, but I see now I have been blessed with an overgrown fingernail.” FamilyFantasyHumour Book:Body Traitor's History Source: Body Traitor's History
“The stupidest time to try and change a man’s eating habits is when he is eating. The second most deadly occasion is when he discovers that a beloved article of clothing has unexplainably become too tight around the stomach.” FantasyHumourFood History Book:Body Traitor's History Source: Body Traitor's History