“I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.” IfsThinkingIdeasFacesLosesForgetCarInvolvedEatingAccidentsBreastsGood IdeasPlasticSurgeryPlastic SurgeryCar Accident Author:Sally Phillips
“I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.” FeelingsFacesShouldersCollapseTemptedBotox Author:Sally Phillips
“I'm sorry to say I'm very lizard-like. My skin is dry, so covering my face in greasy antioxidants is a better alternative.” FacesSkinsSorryAlternativesDryI'm SorryCoveringLizardsAntioxidants Author:Sally Phillips
