“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.” HumorLol Book:Lovely Vicious Source: Lovely Vicious
“Close your eyes," I tease "I'll lead you by the hand." "If you wanted to hold my hand, Six-Eyes, all you had to do was ask” HumorFriends Author:Sara Wolf
“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.” “You’re drunk.” “Yeah, and you’re ugly, but do I complain about it? No! Because I don’t complain about things that I can’t change. That’s called intelligence.” HumorLol Book:Lovely Vicious Source: Lovely Vicious
“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - " “Whoa, I think you overestimate me, shitlord. Last time I checked all I did was be in the wrong place at the right time. I saw you and had to - ” “Stalk me.” “ - delicately approach you. In a sideways manner. From behind. Without being seen at all. For ten minutes.” HumorLol Book:Lovely Vicious Source: Lovely Vicious