“Mom has reorganized the kitchen so that the one room that was everyone's room is foreign to me. My visits are punctuated with me whipping around, angrily demanding, "Where are the forks, WHY DID YOU MOVE THE FORKS?" and she has to calmly open the drawer on the other side of the kitchen as if she moved it just to ruin my life. I just found out where she puts the bowls and their new location feels like such a personal attack that I can barely talk about it without raising my blood pressure.” HomeHumorFamily Book:One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter Source: One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter
“I have never had to be brave. Bravery is for parents and people who get tattoos in another language or dare to eat pinkish chicken.” HumorBravery Book:One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter Source: One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter