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Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More

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“I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.”

“I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.”

“The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.”

“Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).”

“Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.”

“There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.”

“God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.”