“Only cool people care about the origin stories of why they like something, and I'm not cool.” PeopleStoriesCareLike SomethingCool People Author:Scott McClanahan
“I think a pretty good modus operandi is to believe that everything we know is wrong. The stomach will be the key to depression or consciousness or we'll realize ants are smarter than people.” PeopleThinkingKnowsBelieveRealizingConsciousnessKeysStomachSmarterAntsModus Operandi Author:Scott McClanahan
“Everybody is so sure about everything these days. Just look at your horrible Facebook feed on the most recent tragedy that people are commenting on.” PeopleLooksTragedyHorribleThese Days Author:Scott McClanahan
“There's always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us - [it's] the same way with publishers and galleries.” PeopleWayTryingSellsCrapPublishersGalleryRap Music Author:Scott McClanahan
“Fashion costs money, but songs are free. You can write them for free and you can sing them for free and they can infect those around you or the people from the future and they can sing them for free too.” PeopleWritingSongFashionCost Author:Scott McClanahan
“I guess the things I have always loved are from people who were just being themselves. They were doing these things because they couldn't do it any other way. It was for them.” PeopleWayJust Being Author:Scott McClanahan
“I think maybe it's my personality. People don't like my face.” PeopleThinkingFacesPersonality Author:Scott McClanahan
“It's weird. People want you to know that they write. They want you to know they're a musician, rather than making music or making stories. It's the strangest thing.” PeopleKnowsWantWritingStoriesMusicianWeird People Author:Scott McClanahan
“I'm shocked and surprised by people that are shocked and surprised that certain things in life are made up or not as true as you might believe them to be.” PeopleBelieveMadeMightCertainThings In LifeShocked Author:Scott McClanahan
“I have no interest in being a trained ballerina. People should dance how they want to dance. I want to be the funky chicken.” PeopleWantShouldInterestChickensBallerinaFunky Author:Scott McClanahan
