“Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.” HumorSocietyHypocrisy Book:Help Is on the Way: A Collection of Basic Instructions Source: Help Is on the Way: A Collection of Basic Instructions
“The only question that got any traction was when he asked Martin what he did. Martin tersely replied that he was a wizard and was met with a blank stare. “You know, a wizard,” Martin said. “I do magic.” Martin had expected that this would at least impress Ampyx. Martin was wrong. “Why?” Ampyx asked. “Why what? Why do I do magic?” “Yes, why do you do magic?” Ampyx asked, as if it were the most obvious question in the world. Martin looked at Phillip, who shrugged. Finally, Martin answered, “Why wouldn’t I do magic? Wouldn’t you do magic if you could?” “Never,” Ampyx said. “Well, why not?” Ampyx scrunched his face and said, “Magic . . . it is . . . woman’s work.” Martin Book:Spell or High Water Source: Spell or High Water
“If I become a wizard, do I have to be celibate?” This seemed to puzzle Phillip. “No, you don’t have to be celibate. You can be, if that’s your thing.” Martin Book:Off to Be the Wizard Source: Off to Be the Wizard