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“Why do I have to do the sewin'? 'Cause I'm a girl? Is that it? It ain't fair, I tell ya!”

Book:Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates

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“We have rules One-Ear." The man smiled faintly at Mrs. Francis. "Ladies are not to be hacked apart with swords. It reflects badly on pirates in general and on our outfit in particular.”

Book:Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates

Source: Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates

“Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the Cheese Pirates of Snow Monkey Island, Captain Cheesebeard.”

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Book:Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates

Source: Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates