“90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves” MadeChinaChineseToysMade In China Author:Sean Lock
“when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'” IfsLittlesKidsSongBlackWonderSingingDied Author:Sean Lock
“people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big” PeopleBigsChurchHalfEmptyHalf Empty Author:Sean Lock
“A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.” BookBitsAdvicePopsGiraffe Author:Sean Lock
“Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.” IfsFactsInterestingWetSharksInteresting Fact Author:Sean Lock
“Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything” GivingWellsAnswersMalaria Author:Sean Lock
