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“A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.”

Quote by Sean Lock

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Sean Lock is a British comedian known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit. Born on April 22, 1963, he began his comedy career in the 1980s and rose to prominence with his distinctive comedic talent in various television and radio programs. more

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