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“Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit”

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Bill Bailey is a British comedian born on January 13, 1964. Known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance skills, he has made a name for himself in various fields including comedy, music, and theater. more

“Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.”

Giving Littles Whole Problem Three Bits Loses Numbers Stupid Example Scene Little Bit Jokes Commitment Comedian Tedious Inevitability Pubs Handicaps Blokes Bail

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“Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.”

Humor Would Be Funny Three Walks Humour Blind Mice Surroundings Pubs

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“Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!”

Humor Happens Funny Three Comedy Things Happen Outcomes Pubs Blokes

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