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“Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.”

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Bill Bailey

Bill Bailey is a British comedian born on January 13, 1964. Known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance skills, he has made a name for himself in various fields including comedy, music, and theater. more

“People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.”

People Knows Writing Seems Used Speak Language Talking Stupid Kings Communicate Bunch Grammar Blogs Stupid People Punctuation Pseudo Cavemen

Author:David Duchovny

“Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was so damn interesting. Then I heard the snoring.”

Thinking Wanted Interesting Heard Damn Privacy Snoring

Author:David Duchovny

“If you're smart, you'll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there'll always be somebody who's never read a book who'll know twice what you know.”

Ifs Knows Want Book Smart Humble Be Humble

Author:David Duchovny

“Fame does lead to money, which I don't have a close relationship with. I'm the kind of guy who never sees the money - it all goes somewhere else. I don't understand it, I don't like to deal with it. I have a fear of not having it, because I grew up without it.”

Kind Doe Guy Deals Grew Fame Grew Up Somewhere Else Close Relationship

Author:David Duchovny

“It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility.”

Responsibility Honor

Author:David Duchovny

“There is never a personal-life connection between my characters and myself. I'm a professional and I can access what I need to access, so there's no bleed-over. I didn't need to believe in aliens to play Mulder. As for my personal life, everything is fantastic right now.”

Needs Believe I Can Play Character Right Now Connections Access Aliens Fantastic Personal Life

Author:David Duchovny

“You can certainly keep a low public profile if you want to.”

Ifs Want Lows Profile

Author:Rosamund Pike

“I’m an Adidas guy who walks around in sports gear all the time because there’s always a ball right next to me somewhere. I do a lot of sports but I do enjoy wearing a lot of suits. I have quite a few suits that I really enjoy wearing but, unlike Hannibal, I like wearing them only at special occasions.”

Guy Next Sports Enjoy Walks Special Balls Suits Occasions Gears Special Occasion Adidas

Author:Mads Mikkelsen

“I'd rather be voted "the sexiest man in Denmark" than "the ugliest man in Denmark".”

Men Denmark Sexiest

Author:Mads Mikkelsen

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