“Lottie spins, she has her blinkers on. She has joined me on this stupid weight loss journey, apparently, it’s not so funny when she can’t get her jeans to fit. I told her to buy a size up, she told me to shut my face, it’s all about compromise.” RelationshipsHumourMarried Life Book:Screw you too! Source: Screw you too!
“What’s the story with Billy no balls anyway?” I ask Josie, as I cling to Craig’s neck with my jiggly bits on show. Poor Josie. I imagine with the cellulite and stretch marks it’s like looking at a sizeable chunk of cottage cheese.” RelationshipsHumourRom Com Book:Screw you too! Source: Screw you too!
“If you value your manhood, Olden, I suggest you two get dressed,” Gilli calls from the trees. At his feet Mandy and Toby watch as their heads spring up, searching for the voice. “I can take him,” Finn mumbles into her ear, refusing to loosen his grip. “He’s armed,” Freya sniggers. “Technicality. I’ve had worse odds,” his eyes lock on Gilli as he drops his lips to Freya’s shoulder once again, daring the Norseman to loosen his nocked arrow.” RomanceHumourFantasy Romance Book:The Wrath of Raghnall Source: The Wrath of Raghnall