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“It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.”

Funny Abbey Kip Mechomare

Book:The Intern's Tale

Source: The Intern's Tale

“You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.”

Funny Sexist Abbey Kip

Book:The Intern's Tale

Source: The Intern's Tale

“I can't believe this heat," Abbey said, taking her tunic and pulling it over her head. Underneath was a form-fitting top that showed a figure unaccustomed to idleness or excess. Kip stared at her the way he had at the shiney curves of the steel horse back in the garage. "Can you imagine what it must have been like hundreds of years ago, when weather changed just a few times a year?" she said, wiping sweat from her brow with the back of her hand. "Yeah, it must have looked great," Kip said. "What do you mean looked great?" Abbey said, turning her eye on Kip. "Must have been great, like you said," he corrected.”

Funny Heat Abbey Pervert Kip

Book:The Intern's Tale

Source: The Intern's Tale

“Don't mind her," Kip said to Nicki. "She's just crabby from the long ride." "Yeah, I've been riding with...I mean on...a horse's ass all day," Abbey quipped.”

Funny Abbey Kip

Book:The Intern's Tale

Source: The Intern's Tale