“I come from a worried people. These people worry and are overly cautious. The worried people are very suggestive and read the side effects on every medication to make sure they experience all of them, even the side effects experienced by the placebo people. If it only happens in males, my female people will figure out a way to have that side effect, too. My people worry out of love, though.” HumorConfidenceSelf AcceptanceOriginalityEssaysFemale Empowerment Book:Weird Girl Adventures from A to Z Source: Weird Girl Adventures from A to Z
“I once smoked on a horse. Why? The opportunity just happen to present itself and I just happen to atop a western saddle and it just seemed right.” HumorPurposeConfidenceIntentionAuthenticitySelf AcceptanceOriginalityEssaysFemale EmpowermentExpectation Book:Weird Girl Adventures from A to Z Source: Weird Girl Adventures from A to Z
“My personal hell is a place filled with loud, cocky, inked hipster—millennials. It’s a place where every guy looks like a member of Mumford & Sons, and all the women shun makeup. No, it isn’t Lollapalooza, nor an Arcade Fire concert. No, it isn’t some hipster independent coffee shop serving the latest trend in cold brewed coffee and a donut. No, not a craft cocktail lounge playing Daft Punk on vinyl while everyone sits on low striped cushions and corduroy couches wearing color schemes of pants and tops that make no sense.” HumorPurposeConfidenceIntentionAuthenticitySelf AcceptanceOriginalityEssaysFemale EmpowermentExpectation Book:Weird Girl Adventures from A to Z Source: Weird Girl Adventures from A to Z