“I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.” GivenPhonesOpeningSecondsGinGin And TonicAston Martin Author:Simon Jordan
“What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?” ThinkingDoeBillsJohnsonChairmanTrainersEverton Author:Simon Jordan
“Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.” IfsStillsBuiltCrapComplaintsStadiums Author:Simon Jordan
“In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.” Has BeensCoursesFansRegretCallingAppropriateI RegretMoronRetrospectImbeciles Author:Simon Jordan
“I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.” PeopleWorldUnitedThis WorldTraditionClubsAdmireBullshitManchesterArsenalManchester United Author:Simon Jordan
“Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.” PeopleJobsEvilSportsFootballSonClubsAgentsNastyPointlessScumFootball Clubs Author:Simon Jordan
“Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.” NeedsRealityGoalTeamFootballClubsScoreStayingAndrewFootball ClubsI Need Him Author:Simon Jordan
“If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.” IfsEndsDonePoorBoysGoldEastInterviews Author:Simon Jordan
“I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.” DragPointless Author:Simon Jordan
