“If there were Satan, I would gladly sell my soul to him to prevent Sting from making another record.” IfsSoulRecordsSellsMy SoulSatan Author:Stephen Bier, Jr.
“Preservation of human life generally outweighs some stupid code about returning objects on time.” HumansStupidObjectsCodeHuman LifePreservation Author:Stephen Bier, Jr.
“We're just helping out the Christians by bringing about the apocalypse. They can all go to heaven” HelpingChristianHeavenApocalypse Author:Stephen Bier, Jr.
