“I really like to cook. I used to do it lots for Mom, who's almost as useless as you, and it means I can practice describing all the different dishes. That always makes narratives seem less repetitive - and you can use them as metaphors, too.” HumorFoodParody Book:New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody Source: New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody