“Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm allowed to speak my mind. And if you don't wish to hear it, just tell me so and I'll go into another room-but I'll speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as I've never wanted the diplomatic corps and I'm going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me.” IfsThinkingKnowsWantMindChildrenWantedSpeakWishSimpleDecisionRoomsBabyExcuseAshamedDiplomaticExcuse MePapaMy Most Excellent Year Author:Steve Kluger
“Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.” KnowsDoeFacesNightGayDetroitEpitaphBeing GayDonutsDunkin DonutsMy Most Excellent Year Author:Steve Kluger
“The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.” KnowsStillsMountainNewsCommandmentsGood NewsAdulteryMosesBad News Author:Steve Kluger
“It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.” PeopleThinkingKnowsHeartLongMatterRight PlaceThink Of YouHead And Heart Author:Steve Kluger
