“Samuel, safety is my watchword. Rest assured that proper procedures will be followed at all times." Skipper giggled. "Tell me, Mump. What ARE proper procedures exactly?" "Simple," said Mump. "One: cause maximum chaos in the shortest possible time. Two: try not to get your head blown off.” WarHumorSurvivalSafety Book:The Web of Fire Source: The Web of Fire
“Relax. They're not going to kill us. They're going to TRY and kill us. And that is a very different thing.” DeathSurvivalOptimism Book:The Dreamwalker's Child Source: The Dreamwalker's Child