“Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vagina the same as everyone else. Popping out of one that's rich doesn't make you anything but lucky, or susceptible to being stuck your own arse. Whichever.” HumorYou Got Told Book:From Rags Source: From Rags
“I don’t like what I don’t understand, and I just don’t get the human race. They do the weirdest fucking stuff. Dress their pets in little outfits. Lie that they walked on the moon. Vote for Donald Trump. None of that makes sense to me. (Tao on why he doesn't like humans)” HumorPresident Trump Book:Fierce Obsessions Source: Fierce Obsessions
“Sam: "Don’t think I don’t know that you’re lying there planning deaths.” Jared: “What can I say? I have weird hobbies.” HumorVampires Paranormal Romance Book:The Bite That Binds Source: The Bite That Binds
“Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.” Humor Book:Feral Sins Source: Feral Sins