“But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.” NextPayLaughingFiveOkayBillsCablesJulyNovemberNoon Author:Tim Dorsey
“The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back in prison, two have gone insane from untreated venereal disease, and one writes book reviews.” WritingTwoBookWholeThreeGoneFiveDangerousDiseaseDiedPrisonBunchInsaneReviewsFreakExesJunkieWhole FamilyDerangedBook ReviewInbreeding Author:Tim Dorsey
