“Back at the Rash [a Florida nightclub], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort the newest designer drug, XGB5, which gave people the uncanny sensation of throwing money away while chewing their own lips off. It was hard to come by and everyone had to have it.” PeopleHardBodyRoomsDrugLipsDesignerSensationsThrowingFloridaTubesChewingNightclubsUncannyLimesLatex Author:Tim Dorsey
“...And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps... You'll be talking cordially to someone and make an offhand reference, 'I recently read where--' and they'll cut you off and say, 'Oh, I don't read'... This is a tragedy on so many different levels. First, because they don't read, they don't know enough to keep it to themselves. Next, and this is the most amazing part, they use a demeaning tone like I'm the stupid one for wasting time with books.” PeopleKnowsFirstsBookDifferentEnoughUseNextLevelsTalkingCuttingGrowingStupidTragedyToneWasting TimeItemsFilesCapsMost AmazingDifferent LevelsDemeaningDunces Author:Tim Dorsey
“Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.” PeopleKnowsKnow HowMurderCopLetting Things Go Book:Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel Source: Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel
“Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.” PeopleThinkingHas BeensLife IsTvsHotPhonesCellsBeerChicksCell PhoneBrainwashedHot Chick Book:Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel Source: Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel
“Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must” PeopleDifferentFunInfluenceMore Money Author:Tim Dorsey
