Best Latex Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“BDSM isn’t about bondage, domination, or sadomasochism. You don’t have to be bound or dominated or tortured or enjoying to be tortured. It’s about a loved one who takes the world off your shoulders for a few blessed hours through the use of bondage, domination and sadomasochism.”

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Book:The Reluctant Master

Source: The Reluctant Master

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s got something up his poop shoot for certain!”

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Book:The Reluctant Master

Source: The Reluctant Master

“Look at these lines! Look at them! I look like a Lamborghini with boobies!”

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Book:The Reluctant Master

Source: The Reluctant Master

“jak sobie pościelesz, tak się wyśpisz - polskie przysłowie. Czasy się zmieniają i nie tylko zależy jak sobie pościelisz ale także na czym śpisz! Nie zapominajmy o tym ALVARE Materace do spania Warszawa”

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Author:Materace ALVARE

“She was a rubberized, squirming seductress, a latex siren. Her bondage accented her curves, with shinny cups hungrily sucking her voluminous tits and her heavy corset squeezing her waist. I could see the muscles in her arms and thighs flex and contract. I couldn’t look away. She was beautiful.”

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Book:The Reluctant Master

Source: The Reluctant Master

“You think I'm going to ask these sweet 14 year olds to ask their parents to buy a $100 ticket then run around in latex and lip sync? No way.”

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Author:Lady Gaga

“Back at the Rash [a Florida nightclub], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort the newest designer drug, XGB5, which gave people the uncanny sensation of throwing money away while chewing their own lips off. It was hard to come by and everyone had to have it.”

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Author:Tim Dorsey

“I like to work in films, but I'd love to work in the technical side of film. I'd love to work with, say, Greg Nicotero [The Walking Dead] in kind of, like, special makeup effects. I'd probably say, "Good with clay and latex." Although I don't know what kind of job that'd get me.”

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Author:Simon Pegg

“I remember going onstage on Broadway in this Leigh Bowery thing for a track like "Ich Bin Kunst." I've got breasts, this latex dripping down on my head, and I come out in a box. I just remember the audience looking really horrified because Rosie [O'Donnell] was trying to sell the show as sort of Pippin and Annie. She was saying it's a family show.”

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Author:Boy George

“The transformation is the most excruciating pain that you could possibly imagine, so you're mimicking this grand mal seizure while wearing crazy latex make-up. It's so bizarre. It's really out there. The most challenging part is the emotional and physical side of it.”

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Author:Sam Huntington

“They [Throne; legacy costumes] are made out of foam latex, which is basically what prosthetic makeup is made out of. So it's very delicate and very fragile. And then you put the electronics in there and you have a whole other level of fragility. So we had many suits and sometimes we would have to change out at lunchtime and send the other one to the "suit-hospital." It was like a surgery centre.”

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Author:Christine Bieselin Clark

“Before we ever finished shooting, there were things going on. For instance we always had different fingers exposed in our gloves, and always latex and black. And that Versace collection that hit the runway in the spring, we went, "Oh my gosh!" and then they came out and said it was "Tron" inspired. I love it! To me, there are no insults in that whatsoever. I love that other people are inspired by the movie.”

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Author:Christine Bieselin Clark

“Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.”

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Author:John Cleese

“When I was a kid, Halloween was strictly a starchy-vegetable-only holiday, with pumpkins and Indian corn on the front stoop; there was nothing electric, nothing inflatable, nothing with latex membranes or strobes.”

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Author:Susan Orlean

“I brought a condom," I tell her when I slide her panties down. We're both hot and sweaty, and I can't resist hr anymore. "I did, too," she whispers against my neck. "But we might not be able to use it." "Why not?" I expect her to tell em this was all a mistake, that she really didn't mean to get me all hot and bothered just to tell me I'm not worthy enough to take her virginity, but it's the truth. She clears her throat. "It all d-d-depends on whether or not you're allergic to l-l-latex.”

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Author:Simone Elkeles

“It was Kovacs who said "Mother" then, muffled under latex. It was Kovacs who closed his eyes. It was Rorschach who opened them again.”

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Author:Alan Moore

“There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?”

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Author:Dustin Hoffman

“I want to live in a world where Miley (or any female musician) can twerk wildly at 20, wear a full-cover floral hippie mumu at 37, show up at 47 in see-through latex, and pose semi-naked, like Keith & co, on the cover of Rolling Stone at 57 and be APPLAUDED for being so comfortable with her body.”

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Author:Amanda Palmer

“It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and to know already that she has a tattoo of a sundered valentine with the tagline Heart Breaker on her right buttock and a tiny hairless ole just left of her anus.”

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Author:David Foster Wallace

“Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.”

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Author:Lil Wayne

“You have to emote much more to get what you're trying to get across to come through a quarter inch of latex that's superglued to your face.”

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Author:Armie Hammer

“Some scientists use TeX or LatEX but for most people Word is the thing that writers use these days.”

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Author:Miguel de Icaza