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“I'm very depressed how in this country you can be told "That's offensive" as though those two words constitute an argument.”

Religion Silence Atheism Emotional Logic Debate Manipulation Critical Thinking Political Correctness Blasphemy Gag

Author:Christopher Hitchens

“As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life: ~people applaud you incessantly. ~love you more than their parents. ~give you a daily bread.”

Humor Comedy Humour Humorous Madness Praise Comedian Applause Exaggeration Michael Bassey Johnson Lovesick Gag

Author:Michael Bassey Johnson

“Don't look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be happier for wearing a skin without clothes.”

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s got something up his poop shoot for certain!”

Humor Permanent Bondage Bdsm Latex Gag

Book:The Reluctant Master

Source: The Reluctant Master

“Look at these lines! Look at them! I look like a Lamborghini with boobies!”

Science Fiction Bondage Erotica Bdsm Adult Breast Latex Gag

Book:The Reluctant Master

Source: The Reluctant Master

“Guards punished anyone caught taking bones from the garbage by fastening the bone between his teeth, across his mouth, and then tying like a gag. "And then the poor fellow was made to fall down and crawl around on his hands and knees like a dog, a laughing stock for Federal soldiers, spies, and camp followers," Bean recalled bitterly.”

Prison Bones Punishment Civil War Trash Prisoner Of War Gag

Book:To Die in Chicago: Confederate Prisoners at Camp Douglas, 1862-65

Source: To Die in Chicago: Confederate Prisoners at Camp Douglas, 1862-65

“You’re on a date here?” she asked, trying to break the awkward silence. “One that’s going horribly,” Jasper said. “This guy is so pretentious I want to gag, and not in the good way.”

Banter Teasing Date Gag Bad Date

Book:Strength Check

Source: Strength Check