“Chaos is just logic that decided to be flamboyant. Logic is merely the polite cousin of chaos, tiptoeing through life in sensible shoes.” LogicChaos Book:Wazo the Wildcard: Things Go Wrong, Mostly Source: Wazo the Wildcard: Things Go Wrong, Mostly
“Most days, I feel like I’m doing my best attempt at impersonating a normal human being. Results vary.” HumourAutism SpectrumAdhd Book:You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization Source: You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization
“You no longer pretend you’re climbing a ladder. You’ve kicked it over and made a quaint/kitschy bench out of the pieces. (Depends on who sees it.)” HumourSelf Improvement Book:You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization Source: You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization
“Maslow didn’t list “education” anywhere on his famous hierarchy of needs. (Probably to avoid offending the stupid.)” PsychologyHumourSelf Actualization Book:You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization Source: You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization
“Sometimes loving yourself is just being willing to carry this weird little husk of a person for one more day, like a tired parent pushing a shopping cart with one wobbly wheel and no junk food in it.” HumourSelf Love Book:You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization Source: You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization
“While I am trying to become a better person, I am also counting on a rather generous eulogy.” Mortality Awareness Author:Todd Lyons